Red Velvet Cake Dilemma

I may have the stomach flu, guys.
It hurts like no other, & I feel like dropping dead on the floor.
But I want to get this off my chest.
I think that some almighty being is punishing me for being such a fatass so he decides to give me stomach flu on the day that we have our Christmas lunch for home economics. I'm so sad. I want red velvet cake.
I'm such a fatass. I'm willing to go to school just to eat red velvet cake even though I'm on the verge of dying, & I've already puked half my guts out, yum.
Isn't that a good thing? That means I'm halfway healed.
I WANT RED VELVET CAKE!
Abby told me to rest so she didn't pick me up for school.
I need a ride to school. Because I want my red velvet cake.